1. Screwdriver
Generally a tool that is used for turning screws. Often used to make a lever or even leverage. Some use it to scratch a back. Tip.
2. Hammer
In the right hands powerful like Thor's hammer. Tip.
3. Pipe Wrench
Serious and scarry. Has mighty jaws, has appreciable weight. With WD-40 makes dreams come true. Tip.
4. Hacksaw
Your last chance to preserve your honor, your dignity. But what can withstand these sharp teeth. Tip.
5. Tissues
Hmmm... Better wipe your tears, wipe your nose. You know what to do... Tip.